Dr Jekyll: I never thought that a person who weighs 8 pounds could fart as loudly as a person who weighs 140.
Dr Hyde: It's really amazing, isn't it?
Dr Jekyll: I feel kind of intimidated by it.
Dr Hyde: I've dealt with newborns before but I don't ever remember one that could fart this loudly, or this long.
Dr Jekyll: Yeah, usually babies are impressive at burping, but it's hard to get a good burp out of Small.
Dr Hyde: Our baby saves it up for the other end. We should video it and put it on YouTube. "Amazing Farting Baby."
Dr Jekyll: Yeah, it'll go viral.
Dr Hyde: The Asians will make T-shirts with his face on it.
Dr Jekyll: We'll make our first million!
Dr Hyde: And then there's the ringtones.
15 years ago
4 comments:
You ain't seen nothing yet! You think the the farting is amazing, just wait until the explosive poos come on. EXPLOSIVE. It's quite normal for bf babies to not poop for days bug when they do. Holy poop
Awesome!
Sign me up for the ringtone.
Also, when you have seen a baby fart so loudly and suddenly as to (a) wake the peacefully sleeping dad with a start, (b) scare itself into a frightened and annoyed screaming fit and (c) cause the mom to observe both the above and laugh herself clean off her chair, then we'll talk.
Sweet. Just a small taste of what the next 20 or so years of conversation will look like at your house! I'm going on 12 years and it hasn't changed all that much.
ROTMFFL (rolling on the motherfucking floor laughing)! thanks for that!
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