Friday, September 18, 2009

It sounds so obvious when you put it that way

It is really, really hard to read grants when someone is sucking on your nipples.

10 comments:

Candid Engineer said...

Ha!

Specific Aim #1: Stop inserting the words 'suction' and 'areola' into the methods section of the grant.

Specific Aim #2: Tell baby about the purpose of the grant and get him to contribute some of his own original research ideas. It's about time he start pulling his own weight!

Anonymous said...

Ditto for reading medical school lecture transcripts. Especially when the person gets big enough to grap the papers out of your hands every 5 minutes.

chall said...

..who would have thought ;)

thanks! I really needed a laugh this Friday! Hope all family is doing fine and that little JekyllHyde is finding his place in the world being happy.

Anonymous said...

Hey, maybe the mini-you can multi-task, sucking and typing. But the typing, not the sucking, goes for the grant, although typing the boobs sounds fun. jc

PUI prof said...

Good to hear from you again.

Yes, I had friends that would type into facebook, "I'm typing with only one hand". Personally I found it nearly impossible to multi task while BFding, with the exception that I could listen to podcasts. All of the major journals have summary podcasts now. I was also too sleep-deprived to concentrate on anything well.

Best to you and little in your not-so-little adventure. Cuddle with him now, before he pushes away from you because he wants to play and tear the place to shreds! :)

The bean-mom said...

Believe me, it will get easier with time.

Comrade PhysioProf said...

I find that to be the case as well.

Mad Chemist Chick said...

Oh...you were talking about a baby. ;-)

Becca said...

Hahaha! So true. But it's possible.

I once had a lengthy meeting with my advisor while breastfeeding. Awk!

Anonymous said...

It's different as they get older. But, the podcast idea is lovely. I was able to do nothing but watch tv, though eventually I figured out how to hold a book while nursing. And, when pumping, I managed to balance the bottles on my desk and use my computer.

Lucky you'se with podcasts. They were before my time.

(and, Dr. Jekyl -- hope the nursing is going well)